I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
Randomize
