I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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