In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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