It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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