I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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