Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
Turns out the bartender I fucked is the bar owner. WHY THE FUCK DO I PAY FOR HALF MY DRINKS? IS SEX NOT TIP ENOUGH?
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
hot take: drunk me can walk through walls?
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