He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
I microwaved pizza rolls, a hot dog, and bacon in the same plate with no paper towels. I drank the grease at the end. I'm going to vomit everywhere.
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
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