Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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