He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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