no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
that may or may not have been my penis.
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