And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
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