no you cant smoke seaweed
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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