margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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