My friends, they love my intelligence
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
She bit a glass in half.
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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