Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
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