Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
Randomize
