And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
I need to stop coming to work sober
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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