Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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