You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
Blood and glitter go together right?
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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