I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
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