k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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