i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
The fact that I am sitting home writing a resume while you're out inducing vomiting makes me feel like way more of an adult than I'm ready to be.
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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