DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
On a not really funny at all but kinda brighter note I've gotten really good at texting in hand cuffs
I need a beard to bite.
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
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