The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
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