Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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