so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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