Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
Randomize
