I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
Nobody cheats on THIS.
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
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