I'd rather drink alone in my closet than hang out with that girl
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning
1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
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