Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
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