i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
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