but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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