SEEEEXXX PLEASE
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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