we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I just woke up and found a naked man on my floor. Looks like Dad had a wild night of strip poker
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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