The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
How external is "for external use only"?
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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