Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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