I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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