you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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