Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
Randomize
