Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
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