they said they heard you say put it in my butt
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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