Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
Good morning! Just thought I'd give you my yearly reminder that we lost our virginities 7 years ago, yesterday.
That's the best creepy text ever.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
Randomize
