Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
He looked me in the chest and said "I think I was visited by the titty fairy last night"
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
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