About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
i am craving dick and cupcakes
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