what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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