YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
Randomize
