I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
I just want nice things and good sex
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
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