At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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