You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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