i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
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