Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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